White House Easter Egg Roll Honors 'Mother Earth'

by Tom McGregor
Mar 8, 2010

For some Americans, Easter is a religious holiday to pay homage to the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, whom they consider to be the Son of God. But for President Barack Obama, this is a day to worship the environmental pagan goddess of 'Mother Earth.' No word yet, on whether the government-sponsored pagan worshippers at the Air Force Academy have been invited to attend ceremonies at the White House Easter Egg Roll ceremonies this year.

According to Fox News, "this year's White House Easter Egg Roll will be eggs-exactly what the bunny ordered. The environmentally-concerned bunny, that is."

As disclosed by a White House announcement, the eggs at this year's April 5th even will be manufactured from paperboard that contains no wood from endangered forests, is recyclable and features vegetable-oil based inks and a water-based coating." the rest